after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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