I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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