the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
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