it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
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