70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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