he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
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