the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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