ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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