plz talk dirty to me
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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