i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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