So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
try to milk me bitch
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