I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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