Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
