His pubic hair was longer than his dick
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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