All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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