He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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