she looked like the bat from fern gully.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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