His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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