no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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