We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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