How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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