im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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