why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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