I don't think brook has ever known best
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
