This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
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