i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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