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(617): View more from Massachusetts

there was a trapeze. enough said

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i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup

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(313): View more from Michigan

Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.

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(248): View more from Michigan

after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life

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(562): View more from California

Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.

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(415): View more from California

Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

we should probably just go check in at the police station right now

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(714): View more from California

I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!

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(970): View more from Colorado

Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper

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