Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Also, beer. Big fan.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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