I just pynch a tree in the face
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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