Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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