i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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