Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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