At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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