So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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