I'm eating all of the evidence.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i wish my penis had a tongue
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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