Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
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