dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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