Did you just see the Batmobile???
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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