Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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