I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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