It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
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