I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
You don't make any sense
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