chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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