some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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