that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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