well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Randomize
