My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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