I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
