I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
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