Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
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