i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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