New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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