She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Randomize
