i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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