it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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