that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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