508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
Randomize
